INCORRECT: “Jeff Bezos took off in a dong-rocket.”ĬORRECT: “…rocket that was much like a piece of male genitalia in appearance, and to be specific, not the testicles we’re talking about the penis here.” In general, good journalistic practice is to be clinical and wordy. Evil's rocket? Hell for that matter… /uLCl5jLz8O Has anyone already made a joke about how #JeffBezos rocket looks like Dr.
JEFF BEZOS DICK SHAPE ROCKET FULL
touching the edge of space just above the Karman line, as opposed to a full orbit outside earth's atmosphere oh the mansplaining), all we know is that the memes made it all worth it.
Whether this truly heralds the era of space tourism (seeing that the flight was only sub-orbital i.e. Jokes also brought in ex-wife Mackenzie Scott, and billionaire rival/fellow space aficionado Elon Musk. You can't just present the world a phallic shaped vehicle and expect Twitter to remain silent. Cue the memesįacts aside, the billionaire jabs only peaked with the unveiling of space rocket New Shepard (after Alan Shepard) and the less than impressive duration of the journey. If you're wondering how he could foot the bill like we were, ask his dad, Dutch businessman and investor Joes Daemen).Ī strange A-team to assemble no less, though Wally Funk caught the most media attention for her aviation history including being originally slated for an all-woman space mission back in 1961 that was eventually scrapped because the US Government said "women suck" (paraphrased). The richest man in the world was accompanied by his brother Mark, 82 year old pilot and astronaut Wally Funk (the current oldest person to fly to space), and 18 year old student Oliver Daemen (the current youngest person to fly to space and first paying customer. Like a billionaire rite of passage following Virgin Group founder Sir Richard Branson's recent space flight, Amazon ex-CEO/executive chairman Jeff Bezos shuttled off the same destination with his self-financed aerospace company Blue Origin. What is it with rich men and their space race we'd never know, but what we do know is leaving earth is apparently what you do when you have a sh-t ton of money to burn.
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